Except when they aren't...

Usual Monday morning on the green line, as tired commuters fought to get on the train.  The announcements told us that pass-holders should go in the back doors, fare payers in the front.  Except our driver refused to open the back door, once again jamming the front.  Look, if you're not gonna do it, don't announce that you are.

Ya know what's nice...?

When a train drops you off during rush hour because it's going out of service and the driver tells you, "There's another train right behind us" and "right behind us" turns out to be ten minutes later.

Oh, and to the guy blasting "Men at Work" out of his MP3: Well, there's just nothing I can say.